Today one of the first grade teachers (the one who took over my class when I was switched to math and science) was out so there was coverage in her room all day (other teachers rotating through for 45 minute periods). There's a boy in the class who is very bright but has a lot of trouble controlling his behavior particularly when his routine is disturbed so I took him out of class to spend the last 2.5 hours of the school day with me to prevent any further problems (typical behaviors include running around the room in circles, spinning around with his arms out, crouching on his chair and rocking back and forth, hitting other kids, talking nonstop, tantrums, and so on). He is quite the talker so I thought I'd record some choice ramblings for your entertainment. Please keep in mind that most of these statements were unsolicited and not a part of any previous conversation - more like random outbursts of hilarity. Enjoy:
"The reason [my cousin is] older than me is because first my brother was born, then my cousin, then me."
"And another way I like to get some puzzles together is I find all the parts that are gray... I mean, silver... whatever color this is."
"Did you know how I color so well on coloring book pages? First I trace the lines then I color! But my brother did it first."
"Oh yeah, and my cousin has got really big cheeks."
"My cat only caught one mouse. My mom asked if it was one of my toys and I looked at it and jumped right back on the bed."
"My brother's name is J-. He's got a big head."
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